ESTE CAPITALISTA VAI TRABALHAR

Porque o ESTADO nao me da NADA, nem eu quero!!! ATE LOGO!!

RONALDO ALMEIDA escreveu:Porque o ESTADO nao me da NADA, nem eu quero!!! ATE LOGO!!

meu amigo
lERVANTEI-ME ÁS 6 DA MATINA EM s. pEDRO E FUI ATE AO PALACIO
aÍ SUBI PARA CIMA DO TRACTOR E DEPOIS ANDEI A ACARRETAR ESTRUME DE CAVALO PARA AS hORTAS
dEPOIS DE DUAS HORAS COM PÁ E ENXADA A FAZER CANTEIRO
tOMEI UM BANHO
Almocei na tasca
e voltei a S. Pedro

Hoje andei às latas....

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00

With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1000.00

With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.

If you had purchased $1000 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $36.00 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have had $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

It's called the 401-Keg plan!

GOOD JOKE ,MATE!!